$49.95
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Choose Yourself Crop
Cropped, heavyweight, and louder than it looks. The Choose Yourself print on 220gsm combed cotton — four colours, one energy. Photographed in Butter; the rest of the rainbow is at the printers.
$49.95 · GST included
The merch · Drop 01
Wear it after.
The conversation starter that does the work for you — in the room, and everywhere after. Shot in-house, printed in small runs on heavyweight cotton. When a run’s gone, it’s gone.
Choose yourself · Hey Honey · Fumbled · Drop 01
The line-up
Three pieces. One statement.
Size & fitHow the crop runs, what the cotton does after a wash, and what to do if you’re between two sizes.
How it runs.
True to size.
FittedTrue to sizeOversized
Cropped, not shrunken — a regular fit through the body that stops at the waist. Take your usual size and it lands where it lands in the photos. Size down if you want it closer to the skin, size up if you want it slouchy over a high waist.
220gsm combed cotton, ribbed neck, taped shoulders, double-needle hems. It's preshrunk, so a cold wash won't quietly turn your L into an M.
The numbers.
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ChestLaid flat, armpit to armpit, in centimetres. | not published yet | not published yet | not published yet | not published yet | not published yet | not published yet |
| Body lengthTop of the shoulder down to the cropped hem. | not published yet | not published yet | not published yet | not published yet | not published yet | not published yet |
The centimetres go up here the moment we’ve measured the real garments — we’d rather leave a row blank than copy a supplier sheet and have it be wrong on you. Until then: email us your usual size and we’ll tell you straight.
In the photos
Confirming this one. The model’s height and the size worn on the day go here the moment the studio confirms them — we’re not going to eyeball it and have you order on a guess. Ask us and you’ll have the answer today.
Keeping it good
Cold wash, inside out, hang it in the shade. Skip the dryer and the print outlives the trend — that’s the whole trick.
If it’s still not right
Unworn and unwashed goes back within 30 days — you cover the return postage, and email us first so we know it’s coming. Fine print on the refunds page.
$54.95
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Hey Honey Tee
The signature. A boyfriend-fit heavyweight tee with the Hey Honey wordmark front and centre — walnut on white, or white on walnut. The photo follows the colour you pick.
$54.95 · GST included
Size & fitHow the tee runs, what the cotton does after a wash, and what to do if you’re between two sizes.
How it runs.
Runs roomy — on purpose.
FittedTrue to sizeOversized
It's a boyfriend cut: relaxed shoulder, straight through the body, sleeves that sit where you'd actually want them. Every photo on this page is true to size, so if that's the look you're after, take the size you always take. Want it fitted instead? Go one size down and it wears like a normal tee.
220gsm combed cotton, ribbed neck, taped shoulders, double-needle hems. It's preshrunk, so a cold wash won't quietly turn your L into an M.
The numbers.
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ChestLaid flat, armpit to armpit, in centimetres. | not published yet | not published yet | not published yet | not published yet | not published yet | not published yet |
| Body lengthTop of the shoulder straight down to the hem. | not published yet | not published yet | not published yet | not published yet | not published yet | not published yet |
The centimetres go up here the moment we’ve measured the real garments — we’d rather leave a row blank than copy a supplier sheet and have it be wrong on you. Until then: email us your usual size and we’ll tell you straight.
In the photos
Confirming this one. The model’s height and the size worn on the day go here the moment the studio confirms them — we’re not going to eyeball it and have you order on a guess. Ask us and you’ll have the answer today.
Keeping it good
Cold wash, inside out, hang it in the shade. Skip the dryer and the print outlives the trend — that’s the whole trick.
If it’s still not right
Unworn and unwashed goes back within 30 days — you cover the return postage, and email us first so we know it’s coming. Fine print on the refunds page.
$54.95
03
Limited edition
Fumbled Tee
For everyone who's ever fumbled the bag and lived to laugh about it. Walnut cotton, sparkle print, one run only — when it's gone, it's gone.
$54.95 · GST included
Size & fitHow the tee runs, what the cotton does after a wash, and what to do if you’re between two sizes.
How it runs.
Runs roomy — on purpose.
FittedTrue to sizeOversized
It's a boyfriend cut: relaxed shoulder, straight through the body, sleeves that sit where you'd actually want them. Every photo on this page is true to size, so if that's the look you're after, take the size you always take. Want it fitted instead? Go one size down and it wears like a normal tee.
220gsm combed cotton, ribbed neck, taped shoulders, double-needle hems. It's preshrunk, so a cold wash won't quietly turn your L into an M.
The numbers.
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ChestLaid flat, armpit to armpit, in centimetres. | not published yet | not published yet | not published yet | not published yet | not published yet | not published yet |
| Body lengthTop of the shoulder straight down to the hem. | not published yet | not published yet | not published yet | not published yet | not published yet | not published yet |
The centimetres go up here the moment we’ve measured the real garments — we’d rather leave a row blank than copy a supplier sheet and have it be wrong on you. Until then: email us your usual size and we’ll tell you straight.
In the photos
Confirming this one. The model’s height and the size worn on the day go here the moment the studio confirms them — we’re not going to eyeball it and have you order on a guess. Ask us and you’ll have the answer today.
Keeping it good
Cold wash, inside out, hang it in the shade. Skip the dryer and the print outlives the trend — that’s the whole trick.
If it’s still not right
Unworn and unwashed goes back within 30 days — you cover the return postage, and email us first so we know it’s coming. Fine print on the refunds page.
Not sure? Just ask.
Tell us the size you usually wear and how you want it to sit, and we’ll tell you which one to take. No bots, no size-chart runaround — just hello@heyhoney.au and a real answer.
Buying it for someone else?
Heavyweight cotton with the thing she’s been telling herself all year printed across it makes a very good you’ve-got-this. If you’d rather it was said out loud, Kayne will film her a pep talk
Next drop
Fumbled Socks.
Fumbled Socks in walnut and beige, $24.95 the pair. Samples are on the machines now — the list hears the second they land.
The fine print, minus the fine print
Small runs.
Every piece is printed in a numbered small run. Sold out means sold out — no restock guilt-trips, no fake scarcity.
Heavy cotton.
220gsm combed cotton blanks with neck ribbing, shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems. Preshrunk, built to last.
Ships Australia-wide.
Packed and posted from the studio. $12.00 flat Australia-wide · free over $120.00, and the fine print lives on the refunds page.
GST included · Refunds & returns · Questions? hello@heyhoney.au